Halloween Candy Quotes

Candy is my favorite thing to eat. Kids also love candy on Halloween day. Halloween candy quotes make more interest in different types of candies. There are amazing Halloween candies that have a delicious taste.

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Halloween candy quotes

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“My favorite Halloween candy is the candy corn. It comes in four colors: white, yellow, orange, brown. Those are also the stages of your teeth rotting after you eat it.” ~ Jay Leno

“Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, “Never take candy from strangers.” And then they dressed me up and said, “Go beg for it.” I didn’t know what to do. I’d knock on people’s doors and go, “Trick or treat.”” ~ Rita Rudner

“All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.” ~ Lewis Black

“And all Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween.” ~ Rosecrans Baldwin

“And all Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween.” ~ Rosecrans Baldwin

“Never take candy from strangers.” ~ Rita Rudner

“I only eat candy on Halloween. No lie.” ~ Michael Trevino

“The worst thing about Halloween is, of course, candy corn. It’s unbelievable to me. Candy corn is the only candy in the history of America that’s never been advertised. And there’s a reason. All of the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. And so, since nobody eats that stuff, every year there’s a ton of it left over.” ~ Lewis Black

“This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.” ~ Conan O’Brien

“On Halloween, don’t you know back when you were little, your mom tells you don’t eat any candy until she checks it? I used to be so tempted to eat my candy on the way to other people’s houses. That used to be such a tease.” ~ Derrick Rose

“Halloween is tomorrow. A group of wine experts has actually come up with a list of the best wines to pair with Halloween candy. They say, “White wine goes great with Skittles, red wine goes great with Twix, and … we’re alcoholics, aren’t we?” ~ Jimmy Fallon

“People give you a hard time about being a kid at twelve. They didn’t want to give you Halloween candy anymore. They said things like, “If this were the Middle Ages, you’d be married and you’d own a farm with about a million chickens on it.” They were trying to kick you out of childhood. Once you were gone, there was no going back, so you had to hold on as long as you could.” ~ Heather O’Neill

“In recent years, there have been reports of people with twisted minds putting razor blades and poison in taffy apples and Halloween candy. It is no longer safe to let your child eat treats that come from strangers.” ~ Ann Landers

“I used to compete with my brother to see who could get the most Halloween candy, I remember doing that.” ~ Jermell Charlo

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